I wrote a poem! :D Wanna see?

[High Priest Ali]

I'm a thinker. It's kinda what I do.
I love to read and I love to write.
...but I hate these damn mosquito bites...
Heh! I didn't mean for that to rhyme!
Now I'll be doing it all the time...
Oh shit!
I'll be doing this all night!
Someone stop me! This isn't right!
Now I sound like Doctor Suess...
It's like someone set my stupid loose...
OK, that's it. This has to stop.
That's what I get for drinking six cans of pop...
Speaking of which, I have to pee...
Oops! I'll be right back!

[Royal Vizier Kris]

Thank you Dr. Suess!

[Pharaoh Kay]

*sigh*

[High Priest Ali]

I'm sorry! I'm so stupid! XD I get ideas in the shower sometimes...

[Royal Vizier Kris]

Sometimes? *raises eyebrows*

[High Priest Ali]

Yeah, in fact, that rhymed too.
What I just said......to you.

SHIT!

(This is going in something! XD)