In My World

[High Priest Ali]

"Who's funeral was it?" Alexis asked.
"Grandma's." Chazz and Charlie said together sadly.
"His mother's funeral?" Jaden asked, "Your Uncle was drinking beer during his mother's funeral?"
"Yup."

[Royal Vizier Kris]

"That's freakin' sad." Kylie said, "Who would something like that?"

[High Priest Ali]

"Uncle Jack." Chazz said.
"Do Ray." Charlie laughed.
"No!" Chazz snapped.
"Yeah, do your impression of Ray," Charlie said, "When him and Dad go huntin."
"No." Chazz said firmly.
"Ray's a bad hunter?" Jaden asked.
"No, he's a great hunter," Chazz said, "The bad part is he knows it..."
"Chuck won't go huntin." Charlie smirked.
"What, you don't like it?" Jaden asked, "You got a gun complex or something?"
"No," Chazz said, "I don't have a problem with huntin. I just don't like it. It's really early in the morning, it's really cold outside, and I just don't wanna freakin go."
"Which is what separates you from the true Texans, my friend," Atticus said.

[Royal Vizier Kris]

"I love being out that early. The best time to go hunting." Kylie said, "My dad used to go all the time...He took me and my cousin a few times. Of course I can't t aim to save my life. If there was a house five miles away and a deer five feet away, I would shoot the house." she said with a sigh.

[High Priest Ali]

"So would Dixie..." Charlie sighed. His sister couldn't aim either.
"I could shoot the deer," Chazz said, "I just don't want to."
"So what makes Ray so bad?" Syrus asked.
"Because, he always brings something back." Charlie said.
"Deer, coon, bear, squirrel," Chazz muttered, "You name it, he'll shoot it. He's one of those guys who has to shoot cute, fuzzy things and hang them on the wall just so he can say, 'Hey, I killed that!'"
"And if we don't come with him," Charlie said, "He makes fun of us."
"Yeah," Chazz added.
"Show em Chuck," Charlie said, "Do your impression."
"Do I have to?" Chazz whined.

[Royal Vizier Kris]

"Yes you have to." Kylie said, "Come on do it just this once, please?"

[High Priest Ali]

"Oh God..." Chazz sighed, "OK..." Chazz stopped. He untucked his shirt on one side and picked a blade of grass, making like it was a cigarette. He stood straight with his legs spread wide. Charlie laughed. He was the spittin image of Ray.
"OK, I'm gonna do my impression of my cousin Ray, after the big kill," Chazz said. He blew a fake smoke ring and said, "Yeah, it was four in the morning. It's cold. So you weren't there...wuss...I'm sittin in a tree stand. I got grease paint on my face. And deer urine on my boots...I'm not sure why..." he drawled. When everyone laughed, he added in his voice, "I made that part up!"
"When the sun comes up over the trees," he went on in a perfect imitation of Ray's voice, "I see this buck in the clearing. He's at least 20 points. And when he raised his head to lick the salt sucker I hung from the tree-" Chazz touched his forhead briefly, "-I caught him right above the eye." He smiled and kept walking. Charlie was laughing like crazy. Chazz sounded just like Ray.
"20 points, my ass..." Chazz muttered.
"And then tell them what your brother did!" Charlie smiled.
"Last time Ray pulled that speech," Chazz said, "Jagger was with us. Jagger hates listenin to Ray. Especially about huntin. So he snorts and goes,-" Chazz stopped again, slouching a little, crossing his arms over his chest, "-'Yeah, well I hit one with a van the other day...going 60 miles an hour, with the headlights on, and the horn blowin!"
They all burst out laughing.

[Royal Vizier Kris]

(*gasp* That's mean! Poor deer. Deer in the headlights ;D XP *is dead*)

"Poor deer...." Kylie muttered.

[High Priest Ali]

(XP *is dead* Twas funny though!)

"Yeah, but it pissed Ray off," Charlie said.
"There's an elusive little creature..." Chazz laughed.
"Tell em about Daisy, Chazz," Zane said.
"What about her?" Chazz asked.
"Tell the story about the first time you took her huntin," Zane said.
"Ah, no, I'll let Charlie tell that one," Chazz smiled.
"OK," Charlie said, "Daisy's my youngest sister, right? So we took her huntin with us, what was Chuck, two years ago? Anyway, it was her first time. So we go out there at four a.m. and all us guys and Dixie are in camo gear and grease paint. Daisy's in jeans, a halter top, and get this, sandals!"
"Oh my God..." Jaden muttered.
"Yeah, so we're sittin there waitin," Charlie goes on, "And she's like, 'Hey, Chazz? When's the deer gonna show up?'" It took the group a minute to realize he was referring to himself. The name changing was getting confusing.
"And we all just stare at her for a minute," Charlie said, "And I said, 'Um...I dunno...they didn't return the call the set up the freaking meeting!' I mean come on...when's the deer gonna show up...ba-duh!"
The others laughed. The similarities between the two cousins were incredible.
"So we tell her to shut up," Charlie says, "And she does. For about two minutes. And then she says, 'Um...Chazz?' And I'm like, 'What now?' You know what she says? 'I gotta pee...' I'm not kidding! I gotta pee! That's what she said. And this one here-" he poked Chazz, "Was bein a smartass all mornin anyway and he goes, 'There's a coffee can over there next to the grease!' And you shoulda seen her face. She goes, 'Oh wake up Chuck!'" He said it like upchuck and no one doubted that Daisy would use the nickname too. Chazz kinda deserved it that time.

[Royal Vizier Kris]

"That's really sad..." Kylie muttered.

[High Priest Ali]

"You're horrible..." Alexis shook her head at Chazz. He just snickered.
"So we finally get her to keep quiet," Charlie said, "And about two hours later, it's perfect. I'm not kiddin. The most perfect set up. Turkeys are cluckin in the distance, there's a soft breeze, the sun's lightin up the dew, and up on the ridge there comes this buck. Now he really was a 20 pointer, I'm not just braggin like Ray. So I raise my gun, right? And this is what I hear...'OOOOOOOH!' Daisy's over there creamin over this deer, and she says, 'Ain't he cute?! He looks just like Bambi's daddy! Remember that movie?' And I'm like, 'Yeah, I remember the movie, the cartoon deer, the mama died, and the birds kept singin, now will you PLEASE SHUT UP!!"
Chazz was laughin pretty hard now. But he knew what was comin next.
"So you know what Daisy says?" Charlie asked, "She says, 'Well you're not gonna shoot him are ya?'"
The others burst out laughing. Could anyone really be that stupid?
"So Ray looks at her and says, 'What do you think the gun's for, Daisy? Protection? You think the deer's gonna come down here and freakin rob us?!'"
"Ba-duh..." Chazz muttered.
"So she starts freakin out, man!" Charlie said, "She starts yellin, 'Run deer! Run! Run away!' and of course he does, so we never did shoot anything that day...Daisy's not allowed to come huntin with us no more..."
"I change my mind," Chazz said through laughter, "I love my family."

[Royal Vizier Kris]

(She's so freakin' stupid!)

SCENE CHANGE

"You'll like them!"
Atticus sighed as he watched Kylie walk ahead of the others, he chuckled, she reminded him of a excited little kid on a sugar high. "Who are we meeting?"
Kylie turned and grinned at him, "My cousin and brother of course." she said. She looked up at Charlie, "You might actually like them. They're all for hunting, I wouldn't be surprised if they go everyday. That's how I kinda found out I suck at hunting...The first time they took me I was about eight."
"Who would take an eight year old hunting?" Atticus wondered.
Kylie shrugged "most of my family started around eight or so." she explained, she turned back around and led them through a gas station. She stopped outside of the gas station, "Of course if they were down by the lake they won't be here for another twenty minutes." she said with a sigh.

[High Priest Ali]

"I bet you guys are all related somehow..." Zane said, "Chazz, Kylie, Lexi. You'll see. You're all cousins."
"Don't jinx it..." Alexis muttered.

[Royal Vizier Kris]

"Oh god...." Kylie muttered, she looked as a red pick-up truck pulled up. She grinned as two people jumped out of the truck, both in which were arguing about something. "Sad to say I'm actually related to them."
One of the guys, who looked no older then nineteen looked up and grinned at Kylie, "Long time no see."
"To long..." Kylie muttered, she turned to look at her friends, "This is my brother, Jay. And that over there," she said nodding to a guy who seemed to be in deep conversation with some girl, "Is my cousin Jesse."
Upon hearing his name, Jesse looked up at Kylie, he turned back to the girl and said something to her before walking over to the group, grinning like a chesire cat.
"Guys, these are my friends." Kylie said, "Jaden, Syrus, Atticus, Alexis-"
"Let me guess, you're Charlie." Jay said as he looked at Charlie.
"Smart...Yes that's Charlie and his cousin-"
"Chazz," Jesse finished.
"How'd you know?" Kylie asked.
Jesse shrugged, "You hear a lot 'bout them when you're here." he said.
Kylie stared at him for a minute before turning and looking back at her friends.

[Royal Vizier Kris]

(We should do a hunting thing. That would be fun!)